Schulers Books Online

books - games - software - wallpaper - everything

Bride.Ru

Books Menu

Home
Author Catalog
Title Catalog
Sectioned Catalog

 

- Cyrano De Bergerac - 6/48 -


If he goes not quick I will cut off his ears and slit him up!

A VOICE: But. . .

CYRANO: Out he goes!

ANOTHER VOICE: Yet. . .

CYRANO: Is he not gone yet? (He makes the gesture of turning up his cuffs): Good! I shall mount the stage now, buffet-wise, To carve this fine Italian sausage--thus!

MONTFLEURY (trying to be dignified): You outrage Thalia in insulting me!

CYRANO (very politely): If that Muse, Sir, who knows you not at all, Could claim acquaintance with you--oh, believe (Seeing how urn-like, fat, and slow you are) That she would make you taste her buskin's sole!

THE PIT: Montfleury! Montfleury! Come--Baro's play!

CYRANO (to those who are calling out): I pray you have a care! If you go on My scabbard soon will render up its blade!

(The circle round him widens.)

THE CROWD (drawing back): Take care!

CYRANO (to Montfleury): Leave the stage!

THE CROWD (coming near and grumbling): Oh!--

CYRANO: Did some one speak?

(They draw back again.)

A VOICE (singing at the back): Monsieur de Cyrano Displays his tyrannies: A fig for tyrants! What, ho! Come! Play us 'La Clorise!'

ALL THE PIT (singing): 'La Clorise!' 'La Clorise!'. . .

CYRANO: Let me but hear once more that foolish rhyme, I slaughter every man of you.

A BURGHER: Oh! Samson?

CYRANO: Yes Samson! Will you lend your jawbone, Sir?

A LADY (in the boxes): Outrageous!

A LORD: Scandalous!

A BURGHER: 'Tis most annoying!

A PAGE: Fair good sport!

THE PIT: Kss!--Montfleury. . .Cyrano!

CYRANO: Silence!

THE PIT (wildly excited): Ho-o-o-o-h! Quack! Cock-a-doodle-doo!

CYRANO: I order--

A PAGE: Miow!

CYRANO: I order silence, all! And challenge the whole pit collectively!-- I write your names!--Approach, young heroes, here! Each in his turn! I cry the numbers out!-- Now which of you will come to ope the lists? You, Sir? No! You? No! The first duellist Shall be dispatched by me with honors due! Let all who long for death hold up their hands! (A silence): Modest? You fear to see my naked blade? Not one name?--Not one hand?--Good, I proceed! (Turning toward the stage, where Montfleury waits in an agony): The theater's too full, congested,--I Would clear it out. . .If not. . . (Puts his hand on his sword): The knife must act!

MONTFLEURY: I. . .

CYRANO (leaves his chair, and settles himself in the middle of the circle which has formed): I will clap my hands thrice, thus--full moon! At the third clap, eclipse yourself!

THE PIT (amused): Ah!

CYRANO (clapping his hands): One!

MONTFLEURY: I. . .

A VOICE (in the boxes): Stay!

THE PIT: He stays. . .he goes. . .he stays. . .

MONTFLEURY: I think. . .Gentlemen,. . .

CYRANO: Two!

MONTFLEURY: I think 'twere wisest. . .

CYRANO: Three!

(Montfleury disappears as through a trap. Tempest of laughs, whistling cries, etc.)

THE WHOLE HOUSE: Coward. . .come back!

CYRANO (delighted, sits back in his chair, arms crossed): Come back an if you dare!

A BURGHER: Call for the orator!

(Bellerose comes forward and bows.)

THE BOXES: Ah! here's Bellerose!

BELLEROSE (elegantly): My noble lords. . .

THE PIT: No! no! Jodelet!

JODELET (advancing, speaking through his nose): Calves!

THE PIT: Ah! bravo! good! go on!

JODELET: No bravos, Sirs! The fat tragedian whom you all love Felt. . .

THE PIT: Coward!

JODELET: . . .was obliged to go.

THE PIT: Come back!

SOME: No!

OTHERS: Yes!

A YOUNG MAN (to Cyrano): But pray, Sir, for what reason, say,


Cyrano De Bergerac - 6/48

Previous Page     Next Page

  1    2    3    4    5    6    7    8    9   10   11   20   30   40   48 

Schulers Books Home



 Games Menu

Home
Balls
Battleship
Buzzy
Dice Poker
Memory
Mine
Peg
Poker
Tetris
Tic Tac Toe

Google
 
Web schulers.com
 

Schulers Books Online

books - games - software - wallpaper - everything